Personalised Wank Wipe

· Saves aggro with your partner

· Features jizz stains (kind of) to cover their doings

· Super soft and absorbent, no rubbing needed

· Dries 3 times faster than classic towels – we thought of it all

 

Our Personalized Wank Wipe is designed to stop the wankers use your cloths, rub cum into the carpet or worse – shoot into a plate with food (gross). They can finally jerk it into their belly button and wipe it clean.

The Wank Wipe is super soft and absorbent, it dries 3 times faster than the classic towel. We added some “stains” on it to cover their doings. It leaves the skin clean and soft, unlike Kleenex. 

Personalised Wank Wipe

£8.99Price
  • Measures: 39 x 40cm

    Material: 80% Polyester / 20% Polyamide (100% Microfibre)

  • Machine washable under 40C. Tumble dry low or air dry. No fabric softener. No bleach. Do not iron.