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  • Is this dick edible?
    No, it is to play with only. Of course, it is edible. It is a freshly baked waffle in the shape of a penis.
  • What size is the dick?
    6.2" - are you satisfied?
  • How long does Dick on a Stick last?
    Not long! All Dick on a Stick are made to order. The best before date is written on the product label, 5 days.
  • Is the dick gluten free?
    Unfortunately, it is not
  • Is it suitable for vegans?
    Sorry vegans, we didn't mean to leave you out, but Dick on a Stick is not vegan friendly yet.
  • What temperature should the dick be stored at?
    No one likes freezing cold dick. Store it in a cool, dry place to get the best out of it.
  • Can I heat it up?
    Oh yesss, you can. Pre-heat the oven to 180C. Remove all packaging, stick the dick in the center of the oven for 3 to 3.5 mins. We don't recomend warming up Blast. It is dipped in Belgian dark chocolate and trust, don't destroy it, it is delish as it is.
  • Is the order truly anonymous?
    Absolutely yes! We do not share any information about our customers, we are not dickheads.
  • Do you include an invoice in the order?
    No invoice or any other personal information is sent with the order - nada!
  • There are too many dicks around, can you advice?
    Send them a dick. period.
  • How do I add or remove myself from your mailing list?
    Is that really a question?
  • What are you international delivery options?
    We deliver non food products to EU countries and USA.
  • What about returns and refunds?
    Due to the nature of the product, we do not accept returns (duh)
  • Can I exchange the dick?
    Do you reuse a condom? You probably do.
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