Question 1

Is this dick edible?

Accepted Answer

No, it is to play with only. Of course, it is edible. It is a freshly baked waffle in the shape of a penis.

Question 2

What size is the dick?

Accepted Answer

6.2"  - are you satisfied?

Question 3

How long does Dick on a Stick last?

Accepted Answer

Not long! 
All Dick on a Stick are made to order. The best before date is written on the product label, 5 days.

Question 4

Is the dick gluten free?

Accepted Answer

Unfortunately, it is not

Question 5

Is it suitable for vegans?

Accepted Answer

Sorry vegans, we didn't mean to leave you out, but Dick on a Stick is not vegan friendly yet.

Question 6

What temperature should the dick be stored at?

Accepted Answer

No one likes freezing cold dick. Store it in a cool, dry place to get the best out of it.

Question 7

Can I heat it up?

Accepted Answer

Oh yesss, you can. 
Pre-heat the oven to 180C. Remove all packaging, stick the dick in the center of the oven  for 3 to 3.5 mins. 
We don't recomend warming up Blast. It is dipped in Belgian dark chocolate and trust, don't destroy it, it is delish as it is.

Question 8

Is the order truly anonymous?

Accepted Answer

Absolutely yes! We do not share any information about our customers, we are not dickheads.

Question 9

Do you include an invoice in the order?

Accepted Answer

No invoice or any other personal information is sent with the order - nada!

Question 10

There are too many dicks around, can you advice?

Accepted Answer

Send them a dick. period.

Question 11

How do I add or remove myself from your mailing list?

Accepted Answer

Is that really a question?

Question 12

What are you international delivery options?

Accepted Answer

We deliver non food products to EU countries and USA.

Question 13

What about returns and refunds?

Accepted Answer

Due to the nature of the product, we do not accept returns (duh)

Question 14

Can I exchange the dick?

Accepted Answer

Do you reuse a condom? You probably do.

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