Frequently Asked Questions

Is this dick edible?

No, it is to play with only. Of course, it is edible. It is a freshly baked waffle in the shape of a penis.

What size is the dick?

6.2" - are you satisfied?

Is the dick gluten free?

Unfortunately, it is not

Is it suitable for vegans?

Sorry vegans, we didn't mean to leave you out, but Dick on a Stick is not vegan friendly yet.

What temperature should the dick be stored at?

No one likes freezing cold dick. Store it in a cool, dry place to get the best out of it.

Is the order truly anonymous?

Absolutely yes! We do not share any information about our customers, we are not dickheads.

Do you include an invoice in the order?

No invoice or any other personal information is sent with the order - nada!

How do I add or remove myself from your mailing list?

Is that really a question?

There are too many dicks around, can you advice?

Send them a dick. period.

What are you international delivery options?

We only deliver in UK - God bless the Queen.

What about returns and refunds?

Due to the nature of the product, we do not accept returns (duh)

Can I exchange the dick?

Do you reuse a condom? You probably do.

How long does Dick on a Stick last?

Not long! All Dick on a Stick are made to order. The best before date is written on the product label, 5 days.

Can I heat it up?

Oh yesss, you can. Pre-heat the oven to 180C. Remove all packaging, stick the dick in the center of the oven for 3 to 3.5 mins. We don't recomend warming up Blast. It is dipped in Belgian dark chocolate and trust, don't destroy it, it is delish as it is.