· Like it deep? We are talking about flavours here
· 6.2” dick waffle, filled with white chocolate and dipped in Belgian dark chocolate
· This is not a want, this is a need
· When a gift needs giving
· One size fits all
 
How long has it been since you had a good dick? Blast does not disappoint - 6.2” waffle cock, filled with white chocolate and dipped in smooth Belgian dark chocolate.
Will you get your hands on it or will you send one as prank to those dickheads in your life?
It comes in a hot pink box with a pot of “jism” (our vanilla sauce), as well as a card with the message “You are what you eat”.
 
Warning: Eat slowly, do not choke on it (the stick that is)
 
Disclaimer: Buyer and recipient must be 18+. This is a gag gift to make people laugh. Do not send in a malicious way.